Dear Pet named Peeve

I will start with my least favorite things about you:
-your noisy eating
-your gum chomping
-your ice chewing
-your feet sliding
-your flips flopping
-your loud talking
-your name calling
-your question asking
-your pants brushing
-your heavy breathing
-your no sleeping
-your cluttered living
-your dirty cleaning
-your lack of understanding
-your know-it-all-ing
-your healthy eating
-your T Aing
-your fake laughing

Dear Bianka Rose

Yesterday.....well yesterday our underwear was on backwards.

Today....well today I'd be drunk if I drank alcohol.

Tomorrow...well tomorrow TA=        .  (Ask me in person).